I dont know any of you guys had these kind of experiences, but recently a friend of mine got beat up by a girl!! Imagine this.. "A one single girl beating up a one single boy".. guys, what a shame!!! Usually the girls are a lot weaker than the boys, but this time was totally unbelievable.
It's a long story but I'd give you a shorter version of it.. so the story goes this way, the "friend" that I have actually was the victim of the fight.. so sad!!.. huh?? i know. The "friend" started arguing with that "kung fu" girl over some "certain" thing and they kept it going for about 5 mins, but all of the sudden the "kung fu" girl looses her head and pushes my "friend".. like you push somebody on the chest to get away from you. My "friend" couldn't hold on to his feet....damn, what an unbalanced man!! he falls on the ground backward. Here we go.. now he lost his head too and he gets up with all the blood pressure up in his head. Knowing all the moves, punches, kung fusss, movie actions.. he forgets everthing and puts a cowardly punch on the girl right on her chest.. so its time for the girl to fall on the ground on her back.. I thought they are even now (i wasnt there)".. coz they both had "touch down" on the ground, not really.. huh??
It's a long story but I'd give you a shorter version of it.. so the story goes this way, the "friend" that I have actually was the victim of the fight.. so sad!!.. huh?? i know. The "friend" started arguing with that "kung fu" girl over some "certain" thing and they kept it going for about 5 mins, but all of the sudden the "kung fu" girl looses her head and pushes my "friend".. like you push somebody on the chest to get away from you. My "friend" couldn't hold on to his feet....damn, what an unbalanced man!! he falls on the ground backward. Here we go.. now he lost his head too and he gets up with all the blood pressure up in his head. Knowing all the moves, punches, kung fusss, movie actions.. he forgets everthing and puts a cowardly punch on the girl right on her chest.. so its time for the girl to fall on the ground on her back.. I thought they are even now (i wasnt there)".. coz they both had "touch down" on the ground, not really.. huh??
The "kung fu" girl gets up and puts a "cat scratch" right on his "left cheek" and takes a bulk of skin off his face.. damn!! They wanted to keep it going, but they were interrupted by some walking people.. sigh!! the fight is finally over...yah, yah.. what a fight!! losers!!!!
Apparently, None of them called the police.. they both had some physical damage though, probably they both thought thats their own fault. "kung fu" might think she pushed him to the ground first, so she might get charged for it and the "friend" thought, he put a real big punch on her chest, the girl might die when she gets home. So he might get caught up with charges.
But who's the winner here.. ?? I guess the "kung fu" girl.. coz.. she put a real big scar on my "friend". He is like a "scarface" man now, as "Al Pacino" is in the "Scarface"....
Anyways.. I hope the scar goes away.. otherwise he is gonna have to explain people about it for the rest of his life....
Go "Kung Fu" girl... but I hate your nails.. damn girl!! Stop carrying nails with you, I'd rather love the girls who carry knives।
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