Saturday, February 28, 2009

Pauline Hanson the Paulinetician !! Love Paulintrics !!!

ddddddddddddddhmmm... Pie with Vegemite....Yummy Aussie breakie!!!
dddddddddddSomebody Get me back Johnny boy, He love my paulinetrics!!!

The Hitler of OneNation Mojo, Pharaoh mind of 21st century, The most sick-corrupt-ignorant Ideologist, The lowest qualified politician in the history of Australia and The red-head-ugly-looking-transsexual lookalike-confusing face.

Educational Background: Left school at the age of 15 with barely pass score
Early social background: Fish-n-chips shoppie
Marital Background: 2-timer in marriage
Current Marital BG: Looking for an Immigrant Boy Friend or Husband or Whatever, Gimmie something!!
Personal family background: 4-timer with kids
Current social background: Paulinetrics and paulinetician
Founder of: One nation mojo
One Nation Moto: Hate Asian, Hate African, Hate India, Hate Aboroginal, Hate Muslims (even though some of them are so called "white"), Hate Jews (even though some of them are so called "white") and some hidden too.
Been on Telie Programs: Who wants to be millionaire ( lmao.. why all these questions for me? none of these are my One Nation moto), Dancing with the paulinetician (Booooooooo.. whatever guys.. At least I get to shake my booty)
IQ status: Corrupt mind and blind ignorant with some eyes
Fav Food: VB...burpssss and FourTweenty’s Pie, Vegemite too (100% aussie, aren’t they?)
Gangsta Name: P. Hanny

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Charles Darwin: Then and Before...

Its always some people come up with some ideas (doing whatever reacher they do) and mess up the whole concept of everything...

1. Man kind knew that they came on this planet as a whole and complete form, now they have to believe that they came from monkey... shoooo.. wonder, when its gonna be time for man kind to become chicken!!!

2. And what about the monkeys we see today?? oh.. i know.. they must have made some big mistakes thats why they are still monkeys.. lmao.. what a shame.. u mistake monkeys!!!

3. Or maybe its not time for them yet to become human being.. thats ok, monkeys.... you guys can stick around for another millions years.

4. Oh.. you never know, they might become smarter then human beings, they might call themselves "Noman Being", coz they are gonna be different, aren't they, Darwin?? Ohhh.. Noooooo.. whats gonna happen then?? Are we gonna have to fight for the safety of our intelligence??

***********************Darwin then and before*******************

Friday, February 20, 2009

Picture this: "A guy getting beat up by a girl"!!!

I dont know any of you guys had these kind of experiences, but recently a friend of mine got beat up by a girl!! Imagine this.. "A one single girl beating up a one single boy".. guys, what a shame!!! Usually the girls are a lot weaker than the boys, but this time was totally unbelievable.

It's a long story but I'd give you a shorter version of it.. so the story goes this way, the "friend" that I have actually was the victim of the fight.. so sad!!.. huh?? i know. The "friend" started arguing with that "kung fu" girl over some "certain" thing and they kept it going for about 5 mins, but all of the sudden the "kung fu" girl looses her head and pushes my "friend".. like you push somebody on the chest to get away from you. My "friend" couldn't hold on to his feet....damn, what an unbalanced man!! he falls on the ground backward. Here we go.. now he lost his head too and he gets up with all the blood pressure up in his head. Knowing all the moves, punches, kung fusss, movie actions.. he forgets everthing and puts a cowardly punch on the girl right on her chest.. so its time for the girl to fall on the ground on her back.. I thought they are even now (i wasnt there)".. coz they both had "touch down" on the ground, not really.. huh??

The "kung fu" girl gets up and puts a "cat scratch" right on his "left cheek" and takes a bulk of skin off his face.. damn!! They wanted to keep it going, but they were interrupted by some walking people.. sigh!! the fight is finally over...yah, yah.. what a fight!! losers!!!!

Apparently, None of them called the police.. they both had some physical damage though, probably they both thought thats their own fault. "kung fu" might think she pushed him to the ground first, so she might get charged for it and the "friend" thought, he put a real big punch on her chest, the girl might die when she gets home. So he might get caught up with charges.

But who's the winner here.. ?? I guess the "kung fu" girl.. coz.. she put a real big scar on my "friend". He is like a "scarface" man now, as "Al Pacino" is in the "Scarface"....

Anyways.. I hope the scar goes away.. otherwise he is gonna have to explain people about it for the rest of his life....

Go "Kung Fu" girl... but I hate your nails.. damn girl!! Stop carrying nails with you, I'd rather love the girls who carry knives।

Thursday, February 19, 2009

.....Rain, Rain, Rain.. Oie, Oie, Oie.....

The half dead grasses must have prayed harder for the rain,
They already look fresher n half alive.
Heaps of coulds out there in the sky,
Hope it does rain a heap too.
Nice and smooth rhythmic cool breeze moving place to place,
Taking all the heat oppressions towards the northern ends.
Hope it does stay around for a few days,
But who knows when wheather gets upset again.

.................Great Frame Work..............!!



" Optimisticism OR Revolutionism" !!!

Whatever this life has been through that probably hasn't damaged the outter me but it definitely definitely damaged the inner me!! Hundreds of fullmoons gone by, hundreds of sunsets; many years gone by, many ups and downs; but the real me has never been satisfied!! Left out of parents' love, friend's hangouts, many more; only expecting something big is going to happen someday changing all that this life has been through, optimistic...huh? that sucks !! It surely does, maybe not all the time, but it surely sucks often and when it does, it sucks deep!!

But if it doesn't bring the change, damn you...optimisticism!! You surely are going to give birth to an ever destructive revolution which will drive your optimistic ideas, times, trickeries to the kingdom of "far far away"!!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Being Milan (farewell to Milan)

Yo.. I’m the 2nd head chef here at France-Soir, name is Milan,
Not a French I’m an Italian.

I cook a lot of different food everyday with cream which is thickened,
But my favorite one is Ooo.. continental creamy mushroom chicken!!

Been here for 7 years, done all the shit,
Think I need a change, it’s probably the right time, damn.... I gotta split.

Been a very funny to you, never been a freak,
Hope you guys’ll come and visit me when I get sick.

My friends, what I’m gonna tell you now is gonna be pretty sad to hear,
But don’t worry guys, it’s gonna remind you me when I won’t be near.

I wanna say a few words for the people, who worked with me together,
So here I come starting with the head chef Mr. Geraud the French "MuthaFucka".

Good bye my friend, Good bye my brother,
You’ve been good teacher for me in so many ways,
Hope it’s not gonna make you sad when I'mma leave and stand face to face.

Now it’s the time to say few words for the funniest mutha fucka here, who’s name is Joe,
Man! We’ve flirted a lot, let’s make a change, let’s calm down for a while, let’s lay low.

You know.. you can’t be right alone, you can’t do things without me,
Let’s be real, let’s stop running after honey bee.

Now let me say few words for two beautiful girls Alex and Daniela,
Guys, It’s gonna be hush, it’s gonna be rush but never say wala.

Keep it up guys, keep it up, and never believe in giving up,
Hope you guys are gonna keep running the kitchen helping and backing all up.

I love you mama; I love you and Good bye,
Forgive me if I showed disrespect, forgive me for my lie.

I had a big wish to meet your coming Russian niece,
But don’t worry mama; I left Net_bug and Joe here,
They are not gonna be hopeless, they are not gonna miss.

Good bye to the guys and girls, who are not mentioned, who are the rest,
It’s not the last time guys, it’s not the end,
We are gonna meet again, say “Wud up Dawg”, but guys! for this time…
“All the best”.

....Net_Bug....

Finding Fish (fav poem)

Who will cry for the little boy?
Lost and all alone!

Who will cry for the little boy?
Abandoned without his own!

Who will cry for the little boy?
He cried himself to sleep!

Who will cry for the little boy?
Who he never had for keeps!

Who will cry for the little boy?
Who walked the burning sand!

Who will cry for the little boy?
The boy inside the man!

Who will cry for the little boy?
Who died and died again!

Who will cry for the little boy?
A good boy he tries to be!

Who will cry for the little boy?
Who cries inside of me!
.....(Antwone Fisher)

Monday, February 16, 2009

"Democracy or Hidden Agenda"

"Democracy is FOR the people, BY the people, OF the people" ... Abraham Lincoln !!

"Democracy is NOT for the WHITE female, NOT by the WHITE female, NOT of the WHITE female" ... Hidden agenda (Abraham Lincoln) !!

"Democracy is NOT for the BLACK people (male & female), NOT by the BLACK people, NOT of the BLACK people" ... Hidden agenda (Abraham Lincoln) !!

"Democracy is NOT for the JEWS (except Zionist), NOT by the JEWS (except Zionist), NOT of the JEWS (except Zionist)" ... Hidden agenda (Abraham Lincoln) !!

"Democracy is FOR the people (only white male hypocrites), BY the people (only white male hypocrites), OF the people (only white male hypocrites)" ... Hidden agenda (Abraham Lincoln" !!

"Democracy is FOR the Wall St, BY the Wall St, OF the Wall St" ... New World Order!!!